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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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