It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I forget how to act sober
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