I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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