it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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