I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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