I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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