I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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