Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We are two peas in an std pod
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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