I need help removing her.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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