dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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