my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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