he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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