Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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