I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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