Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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