ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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