Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
