yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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