At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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