So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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