I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
