YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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