But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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