it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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