For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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