is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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