Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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