im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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