the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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