Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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