Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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