the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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