Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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