Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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