I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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