I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Randomize
