Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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