thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize