I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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