it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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