Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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