just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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