my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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