the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You can't just leave with hair like that
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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