So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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