I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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