but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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