How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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