He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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