Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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