she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
