Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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