it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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