it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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